Since my boy turned 3, he has turned into a complete hell-raising, destructing menace to our house. In the past week, he:

• Somehow loosened the front door handle so it jams
• Pulled out the kitchen drawer so hard it broke
• Dug up the DirecTV cord - that took us half a day to figure out what was wrong with our TV
• Threw two coffee cups smashing onto the back patio - just to see what would happen
• Plugged the toilet with half a box of tissue
• And the topper: he shut the garage door onto the open hatchback of our car when I was bringing in groceries - the door jammed on the car, and the garage door buckled - $800 to replace the garage door