I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I don't know how you moms who work full-time do it. It was another week of sickness. Doctor's appointments, runny noses, missed school, missed playdates, cancelled meetings, sleepless nights, children's tylenol, "Mom, the momometer's red!" cabin fever, the house is a disaster, Mount Laundry, haven't been to the grocery store, when was the last time I showered? If I had a job, I would have been fired.